USA
80 minutes
2 stars out of 5
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In my opinion, we've yet to get an actually good Thanksgiving horror movie. I suspect it's because the holiday itself sucks. But since not a lot of movies with that specific setting are being made in general, I had high hopes that a modern look at it such as Pilgrim would rise above the other mediocre films and finally do better.
I was wrong.
Another aspect of making a Thanksgiving horror movie in 2019 is that more people than ever realize how incredibly flawed and downright insulting, inaccurate, and harmful the concept of Thanksgiving that we were taught in school is. This could be used to make a really great horror movie that becomes a commentary on colonialism, or you could do what Pilgrim does, which is pull out a performative "but what about the Native Americans?" moment and then not bring it up anymore. While acknowledging what's wrong with Thanksgiving is better than presenting the whitewashed version without objection, Pilgrim essentially says to us, "Oh, by the way? Genocide? Bad. But are we going to do anything more than state that we know this, like address ongoing colonialism? Nah, being cynical about Thanksgiving is all we really need for Woke Points."
It is also not a very good movie. The premise is awesome- murderous pilgrim home invasion? count me in- but in execution it feels like little more than something made with a couple buddies, which is surprising considering this director made The Collector and its sequel, as well as The Neighbor, and as such is definitely no small, struggling indie talent. Tonally this movie is just completely weird- there's one scene in particular where a modern character and the pilgrim woman, Patience, are having a strained conversation in the kitchen, and the way this scene is shot is so deeply bizarre that it feels comedic. The camera drifts around like it's suspended on a wire, yet somehow, the frame still manages to cut off everybody's chin and forehead. Random zooms are peppered throughout the film which, again, feel comedic. I get that some aspect of this would inevitably be funny with an outlandish premise like the one it's got, but it doesn't feel intentional. It's got this weird, hallucinogenic vibe that's totally out of line with even the less decent other Into the Dark episodes. I really don't understand what they were going for here.
Another thing that irked me and made this feel more like a sub-par student film is that they didn't even make the pilgrims look or act accurate at all. I was confused about whether or not they were meant to be time-traveling supernatural pilgrims or just a bunch of people who dress up and murder partygoers, because the film itself can't seem to commit to either explanation. Even though I sometimes want to, I try not to be a stickler for historical accuracy, because overall enjoyment of a film is by and large more important than getting each detail down pat (although achieving the latter can lead to the former). That being said, I feel like they could have at least made everyone's various hat and shoe buckles not look like they came from Party City on clearance.