USA
103 minutes
2 stars out of 5
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We're reading I Am Legend at my book club this coming month, so I decided I might as well check out all the film adaptations of it too. I watched this one for the first time a few years after it came out, and it really hasn't aged well. I give it credit for its sense of being "in the now" because as of 2007 (or a couple of years after 2007) it looked like real life, but nowadays it just feels painfully out-of-date.
This movie is basically only related to the book by title and the name of the protagonist alone. In every other respect, they couldn't be more dissimilar. The film takes the most frightening aspect of the book- the fact that the vampires are essentially human beings- and does away with it completely, rendering (literally rendering- the CGI is so bad) them into typical shrieking zombie caricatures who all look the same. I guess the notion of slowly going mad as the people you used to be familiar with stand outside your door and howl for your blood just isn't as flashy as a horde of vampires chasing Will Smith over decrepit cars and cracked concrete until he nearly falls off a cliff many times, but the lack of human element in this is its most egregious mistake. It's so intent on erasing the human that none of the vampires are played by actual flesh-and-blood people at all, and it looks horrible.
I think the problem that led this movie down all the wrong paths is that it focuses too much on loneliness as the physical state of being alone. Sure, Neville is surrounded by vampires when he stays out too late after sunset, but when he returns home, he is- save for Sam the dog, who out-acts every single person in this movie combined- totally alone. In the book, Neville is alone in that he's the last man who won't murder for a drop of blood, but at the same time, he's surrounded by the shambling remains of everyone he's ever known and loved. That kind of loneliness is far different from the "last man on Earth" stance I Am Legend The Movie™ shoots for.
I don't hate movies often, and I don't hate this one in its entirety. Most of the time when I dislike a movie it's because I have a genuine moral opposition to its content, not just because something about it is bad in a way that's unrelated to anything about its moral standing. But I can say faithfully that the ending of this film, when the vampires suddenly and for no reason abandon all previous indications that, as explicitly stated by the protagonist, they're incapable of emotion, and give us what's supposed to be a heart-rending scene of tenderness between two awful CGI mannequins, was something I hated very deeply. That completely shallow display of fake emotion is what defines this film for me. It's just not good. It isn't immoral, it isn't offensive, it is just not good. When I was 12 and it was one of the first horror movies I'd ever seen, it impressed me, of course, but now that I can see it for how cheap it is I don't find it moves me at all.